
Tuesday, March 11th, 2006
It was a normal day for former NBA star, Patrick Ewing. A normal day, that is, until something extraordinary happened. While Patrick was ballin' on his personal indoor court, suddenly, out of nowhere, on the free throw line appeared a strange looking machine. Upon inspection, Patrick realized that this unexplainable object was in fact a time machine. Unable to resist, Patrick began a journey through time, hoping to catch glimpses of the world's most famous events. Patrick swore not to interfere, knowing that even a tiny change could severely alter the present that he had previously known. Patrick did, however, swear that he would prove that his magical journey did happen, and today, for the first time, we are privileged to see pictures from Patrick Ewing's spectacular journey.










3 comments:
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an awesome tribute to the sweatiest man of all time.
Hilarious. This is the reason I want to get better at Photoshop. You're an inspiration, Patrick Ewing (and whoever is behind this site).
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